Stupid Quotes

It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.

A lot of beautiful people are stupid. There’s a tremendous amount of idiots who look so good. It’s frightening.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.

Being stupid is its own reward

Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything.

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.

Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon.

I say no to drugs, but they don’t listen.

If aliens are looking for intelligent life?! WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED?!

The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment. This is a good planet.

Sure, it’s going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.

I have opinions of my own –strong opinions– but I don’t always agree with them.

The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.

Stop being so stupid.. it’s my turn.

If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing

When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him

You can’t just let nature run wild.

A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.

I cannot tell you how grateful I am — I am filled with humidity.

The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others.

Eight more days and I can start telling the truth again.

Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don’t compare with the number of stupid words spoken in 

earnest.

Boys are like lava lamps…fun to look at but not very bright.

I swear to Drunk, I’m not God!

Second is the first loser.

You can be what you choose to be. But you can never be an elephant.

 think smarter, not harder

when someone calls you stupid, you arent really stupid, they are just jealous unsmart people have more fun!!”

I’m not a complete idiot. Some pieces are missing.

I asked Mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.

Everybody has a photographic memory. Some people just don’t have a film  

I never apologise. I’m sorry, that’s just the way I am.

if i used all my intelligence it would be dangerous for everyone, that is why i mask it with stupidity!!

Adults say if you work hard you can be any thing you want but I’m still not a whale yet!!

How old is your 16 year old sister???

I am never serious. Seriously.

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